(best version) Adam/Tate gen4 rant
First off, I want to congratulate you on gaining access to Adam`s secret sauce.
Your route might be different from other people.
You might be a businessman with little time on hand.
You might be a caring father giving half of your day to kids.
You might be planning to skip the rest of your years in college.
You might be a Soldier desperate to get out.
We might be black; we might be white, red or brown, purple, or yellow.
None of that shit matters.
WE share one thought together.
ONE thought that leads us all.
You know the thought.
I don't have time to be in front of the screen all day.
I want to change and learn from The best, The capable, and the rich.
I also want to go through the process of making my portfolio.
Therefore I am looking to acquire as much knowledge as possible to escape the rat race, fly private jets, and succeed in life.
Well, It all started somewhere.
So you joined the Crypto Campus and dived deep into the foundational lessons.
Wait a sec, there is more!
Get fucked on the strategy development.
or worse
The quiz!
It came to pass.. You are a graduate in Adam’s Masterclass.
Everyone cheered!
You made it!
But what… What is this place?
Welcome to Jumanji, the jungle, the place where we slay bears 🐻 and ride lions 🦁
You are confused.
It's all overwhelming, what is the right path?
There is a lot to go through and no clear direction.
You fuck around the chats, grasp the ideological ideas and join your generation.
There is so much more to learn. Always!
You have to make strategies for BTC and ETH, simple.. Right?
not realy
But Now You are here, you cannot just… back down.
You are a warrior. You are not afraid of work. You are not afraid of being banned or thrown in purgatory.
Just thought that you are a liability to your generation sickens You.
News flash! YOU ARE!
Stop listening to me and get to work!
But here is the kicker.
How do I learn to code pine??
“It’s funny how desirable cleaning your room becomes when you’ve got to do something you don’t want to.”
The resistance is why you have trouble doing the things you want to.
That empty can of soda that has been on your table for months.
That smell under your bed, wash your fucking underwear.
Suppose you want to be a writer, Write 1 minute per day.
Suppose you want to start running, Just put your shoes on and walk out the door.
Suppose you want to start meditating, Sit down for a minute.
Once you get started, which is the hardest part and you do these small things every day without fail.
This is when inertia takes over, and you can’t be stopped.
If you start by coding for just 1 line, 1 minute a day, after a couple of weeks, you’ll find you’re capable of coding for 4 hours straight without feeling resistance.
Then, you’ll never look back.
Don’t sit around waiting for motivation.
Start small, and the motivation will come, guaranteed!
There’s really no excuse here.
Adam, if you are listening.
Stop banning, you’re cutting my slave supply.
Many won't make it to the end.
However if you they do.
The reward is a great one.
Imagine waking up six months from now
Your portfolio goes up on the logarithmic scale
You register for the war room and give your boss a middle finger
You pay off your credit debt
You are a Gen 10 leader
You rant to newcomers
But…
If your life is precisely the same in 6 months, would you be okey with your situation?
You can’t make a portfolio even if I point a gun at you.
You don't know pinescript.
You don’t have enough for HU subscription
Your girl breaks up with you
The War Room is unreachable
And why is that?
Because you are fucking broke, Brokie!
You are unable to commit
Unable to read the fucking chats
You bombard me with messages, like
“I just need to familiarize myself with the environment”
“I just need to look at the strategies and code”
Look?
You have to write!
But. But. “But I am still learning”
By looking?
Fucking Write!
“Oh, but.. I have a shitload of stuff to do”.
I work every single fucking hour.
I give my all to this group.
This rant alone took me 30 hours.
I do EVERITHING to ensure I am not a loser, kicked from the group.
Months later, now. I run it.
Life is strange, indeed.
I get to kick you for any reason.
If you miss just one push-up,
Just one semicolon,
Or just one folder without an Indexed file.
I know, It’s tedius, time consuming and Annoying.
Drop it in to the gift gier and zoom pass the speed limit.
Be the best
Get to ask your friends, “did you buy the dip?” No, we bought luna for 300$. - true story
Get to Roast Adam. Show his hair stylist even better-drunk pictures
All of this is achievable through hard work and time input.
All I do is work.
The funding rate code was the 400th attempt after 500+ hours trying to improve my MACD, Aroon, puellmuel, STC, Momentum strategy.
What??
Yes, we are intelligent individuals in this group.
And you should connect with the best.
And the best way is… learn pine.
It takes 12 dollars & 3 days to finish the Udemy course
And rewrite every piece of fucking code you see in the Udemy course
That’s how you master strategy development and gain alpha.
What is your strategy made of?
“Just MACD Price following.”
You fucking moron, asking me how many slappers I’ve made
17. I’m losing count.
Do you know what this means?
You need to make me another!
Let me tell you a story about the realm you’ve just accessed
Adam is the trend-following God, sitting on Zeus's throne on the Mountain of Olympus.
He looked at me directly; as the shinning white sword hanging above his head, when I broke his piece of shit portfolio. (I still follow yours)
And then I hit another 300 Sortino 4 sharp 2% drawback strat.
And you know what he said?
Go, Boi!
Because he sees me with my dry, itchy, bloodshot eyes and my underslept head
And he fucking knows
That If you wanna fucking fight, I will fucking fight
I will fucking break your slapper in two
Listen, I am a cool guy, but if you wanna fight, I will fight you. I will try.
Now you may win, very unlikely.
You don’t even know my skills.
But then, do I really want to fight this man?
He has clearly been coding slappers.
He does it often.
He did it recently.
That’s what I am. That’s what I do.
I want everyone at home to know that you are fucked.
The next year, the year 2023, is the year when I kick the shit out of Adam on every single fucking rant.
You want a battle?
We are gonna have one.
And If you refuse to fight back, I will beat your fucking slapper anyway.
Every single fucking call.
The next call starts with me roasting the fuck out of your childish strat.
Till you finally beat me.
So good luck. Start training.
Fuck you. Yes, You. And the first stage of training is
Code your fucking strategies well.
More coding is coming, my friend.
More coding, more coding. More testing. Front and back.
More chicks, more money, more super cars, more private jets.
“You don’t need more.”
Yes, we do.
Welcome to the real world.
I made 10 million in the backtest.
And guess how much I keep ( out of those 10 million.)
Fucking zero
It’s all nothing, Blasted into a good-looking chart.
I make a million on the Front test.
I make Real money.
I spend nothing.
I watch it grow.
Like the Federal reserve.
WE NEVER stop printing!
Especially not if the portfolio goes up on the logarithmic scale.
I will move out of Madagascar of Australia, to live with the Tates.
The strong. The rich. The capable.
And I will take my girl from the hair salon to all the crazy drunk experiences I showed her on my phone.
I had enough of you and your fucking questions.
Try it yourself, dummy. The square root of a square is the same as an absolute value.
I would stay here all day to point out your flaws and shortcomings, but there is alcohol to be consumed and cute girls to be exploited, so I am off to a party.
Don’t procrastinate.
Get to work!
Bye.